Anonymous asked: Why would you fuck Adam sandler

milky-mami:

jumex:

lobotomybarbie:

afloweroutofstone:

tiit:

cloudkittten:

threewayradio-deactivated202005:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

yes

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

hello….

CERTIFIED CURSED POST

emmablowguns:

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

knowwhatimeme:

the-stalwart-system:

transmortifried:

heatandapathy:

idmangapasta:

iguanamouth:

paper-mario-wiki:

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

The unholy trinity.

titoist:

kurgy:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

kurgy:

kurgy:

kurgy:

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

teawitch:

pancakeke:

so cops are dropping out because they can’t haul heavy equipment for 12 hour shifts while dealing with people screaming at them for a couple days? that’s just working retail thru the holidays baybee. no sympathy.

Poor things. Try Disney World’s ELP twice a night wearing a 75 pound custom while dancing. I was 18, barely 5 foot tall, and weighed about 25 pound more than the costume. But it was a bit cooler than days when people would purposely ram you with strollers to get you to pose with their kids. (I mean, that’s a thought. Maybe arm the protesters with the old version of Disney strollers. Those things were indestructible.)

1st-1:

The first humans sent on a voyage to another solar system might be greeted by humans who were sent later using faster space ships.